The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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lack of policeok bit of a stretch as it wouldn't have happened if there had been more police around [do you see what i did there?] but such a funny story that it has to be shared:
mate's boyfriend, a scrawny irish drunk with a severe weed habit, wanders down to coldharbour lane in brixton to try and score. he was soon approached by four enormous black guys who met his request to buy drugs with a demand for his wallet couched in no uncertain terms.
"you'll have to fight me for it," declared little aidan, who weighs maybe eleven stone soaking wet, putting up his fists. needless to say, they did, and it didn't take them long.
"wait..." slurred aidan, slithering to his feet and attempting to chase them as they walked off with his wallet, mobile, watch etc. "can i have me bus fare?"
and they actually threw him a pound! this was only topped by my friend sarah, who, when hearing the story, said: "aaah, so they were nice muggers then." WTF???
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:34,
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