The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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Peace MarchWhen I was in Oxford, me and a mate were getting merrily pissed in the afternoon on Cowley road. We looked out of the window, and, lo and behold, saw a passing peace march.
It occurred to us that there was no dissenting voice, no opposition, so, exercising our right to free speech, ran out of the pub screaming, "We love war!" and, "Kill them all!".
Bearing in mind that there were only two of us, it seemed a little extreme to be charged down by two mounted policemen...
Cautioned for drunk and disorderly, when we should have been praised for joining the debate.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:32, Reply)
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