The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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Some nice, some not so nice. . .When I were a lad, I'd gone over to Germany to see the Mission and the Wonderstuff and when I got back to London, exhausted still pissed, I fell asleep in Victoria station waiting for a bus home to Scotland. Got rudely awoken by 2 coppers who asked me what I was doing, told them I was waiting for a bus and the bastards decided to empty my kitbag out on the ground and go through every single thing. Seemed really pissed off when all they found was grubby clothes and nothing illicit at all.
On the other hand a few years later, myself and a friend were again in Victoria Station when I couple of coppers came up and asked for ID (we were scruffy bastards) and went off and did a check on us. Came back gave us our ID back and wished my mate a happy birthday, having got our D.O.B.'s in their check.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 17:28, Reply)
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