The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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I got in trouble with the police again last nightI was walking home from the station (sober) and my friend and I came across a row of lorries in a layby. We assumed they were abandonded and went to check them out. We found that the drivers were asleep inside, so we left. A minute later, a police car appeared and got us to the other side of the road for 'a little chat'. They threatened to arrest us, though we'd done nothing wrong. Fucking busybodies.
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Brown cow, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:28,
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