The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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LiverpoolIn my student years I almost got caught having a sly old Jimmy Riddle in the middle of Liverpool City Centre. Luckily I'd just finished and when the police officer shouted down the dark alley which was a complete dead end 'What are you doing?' I just said 'Eating my chips' and he drove off.
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beefandcheese, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:37,
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