The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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errr Tarquins?Tarquins Love Handles - let me get this straight. You've slowed down for a 30mph zone and escaped being caught, you then *speed up* again whilst still in a thirty with a copper directly behind you and complain about just getting a producer?
Are you trolling, or are you taking the piss, as speeding in front of police and getting away without three points is a) stupid & b) a result.
(, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 16:28, Reply)
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