The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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With a mate of minepissed and stoned, walking along Wimbledon Parkside (v posh big houses) in the early hours. Elderly William pull up in the panda get out and start the questions, usual name and address and then they get to:
Cop: Where have you been
Mate: Looking up into his skull and counting fingers "Spain, France, Ire....
Cop: NO, TONIGHT YOU FOOL.
We all saw the funny side of it, how we laughed. Cnuts.
(, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:10, Reply)
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