The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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ACAB Part 2I has a cousin who was a copper in SE London.
Being a family man, he tipped off his colleagues that one of my other cousins was a bit of a scally.
So he kept getting pulled over, van searched - until one day they breathalised him and he got a ban.
Cunt.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 12:02, Reply)
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