The Police IIEnzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 May 2011, 18:42)
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While beeing stopped and searched one day in a bus stop, the copper pulled someone off the street."What's your name, mate? Where are you from, where are you going? OK - well - you matched the description of someone we're looking for - on your way."
He then turned to me, and said all pally-pally, "'Ee was takin' the piss out of you being searched, so I fort I'd inconvenience him hur hur hur"
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 May 2011, 9:48,
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I read that in the voice of Frank Bruno.(, Fri 6 May 2011, 10:02, closed)
Why were you being searched in the bus stop?Is that uncomfortable?
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It's betterthan being probed up the back alley.
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but not as good as being pulled off in the street(, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:00, closed)
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