
Enzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.
( , Thu 5 May 2011, 18:42)
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My maternal grandfather was a policeman. Having joined the force at the earliest possible age - he left school at 14, I think - he worked his way up the ranks until, by the 1960s, he was superintendant, chief inspector or something. High-ranking enough to be in charge of the local force, anyway.
One perk he allowed himself was a personalised registration plate featuring the digits "999" on the family car, and it was on one of these 999 cars that my mother learned to drive. Licence acquired, she would borrow the car now and again.
The advantage of borrowing this car was demonstrated on one occasion at a speed-trap. Happily whizzing along way over the limit one day, Mum saw a traffic cop step out from behind a bush. Her heart sank as he raised his arm to indicate that she should pull over... and then was lifted again. The officer had noticed the licence plate and gracefully transformed his gesture into a salute as she passed.
( , Fri 6 May 2011, 10:55, 5 replies)

never seen that before --sigh--
( , Fri 6 May 2011, 12:26, closed)

but I suspect it was along the lines of 'police can speed if they deem it necessary for official purposes'.
Imagine how much funnier this story could be, though, if Enzyme revealed his mother maiden name was Himmler.
( , Fri 6 May 2011, 16:58, closed)

But I suppose it could be that he once bought a car and happened to be able to choose a registration with "999" somewhere in it. To be honest, I don't really know. Somehow he ended up with a registration plate, at some point on which the number nine appeared three times in succession. Not as catchy when put like that.
( , Fri 6 May 2011, 15:56, closed)
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