The Police IIEnzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 May 2011, 18:42)
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Complete LieI was in a bar, yesterday, and the barman (who was an ex-cop) recommended the Bin Laden Cocktail.
"What's in it?" I asked
"Two shots and a splash"
Cheers
The best Bin Laden death joke I've heard. And it came from links. Not my own work.
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:47,
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Bam badadadadaaaaadaaaaaamBAM BAM!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:14,
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It's nice to see you being honest for onceKeep it up
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Bamboo Steamer, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:22,
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"(who was an ex cop)"Pffft. Totally relevant to the Q. Good joke though so who cares.
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Scrumper, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:37,
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Personal Fave.....is:
Apparently, Bin Laden had a 25 million dollar price tag on his head.
What kind of ridiculous, designer turban was he wearing?
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Heard a couple..."Who said you couldn't take the bins out on a Sunday?"
and also
"I bet Bin Laden is regretting signing up to the Playstation Network"
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I quite likeAs his body was dumped in the water journalist suspect that Michael it was the work of Michael Barrymore
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Similar to the Playstation one....'Bet Bin Laden regretted filling out his census form'.
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