
Enzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.
( , Thu 5 May 2011, 18:42)
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I haven’t been in trouble much, but there is one time worth recalling. Not that I remember a great deal about how I got there, sitting in the back of the police van as high as a kite feeling like I was in some kind of nightmare. A terrifying place to find yourself at the age of 15 to be honest. Alone, abandoned by the one person I would trust to know what to do – my brother, kicking myself for not just staying home like I’d planned.
It’s easy to get bullied by the police at 15, being coerced that it would be better to own up and tell them who’d sold me the drugs and then they’d let me go. As if I could have done anyway, it was just some bloke I’d never met before. Proper good cop bad cop though, the other guy telling me he’d make me wish I’d never left the house. Still, even that was nothing compared to when my mother showed up, all shouting and dramatic, telling me she was ashamed of me and that my Dad would have thrown me out for sure.
It was worth it though, I mean, it had been super grass.
( , Fri 6 May 2011, 16:48, 3 replies)

you've kept your
( , Sun 8 May 2011, 21:35, closed)

Took till the middle of the second paragraph for me to get it, well written!
( , Mon 9 May 2011, 18:11, closed)
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