Tried To Evict The Harridan
I had an obnoxious woman living in my house, and I wanted to evict her, but I wanted to do so in an incremental, non-confrontational nice way (and also avoid the 60-day mandatory waiting period). So, using a package of generic "legal" documents available from the stationery store, I put together an official-looking eviction notice, and served her with it.

That started an argument that edged towards violence, so I called the cops. Two cops arrived and assessed the situation. In particular, they studied the dubious-looking eviction notice. They looked at me, and started laughing. The harridan started laughing too. Nosy neighbors came around asking questions, and they started laughing too.

Bastards. The harridan is still there too. "A man's home is his castle." Whoever wrote that is a bastard too.

Bastards, all.
(Perv With A Dog had his eyes pecked out by scrub jays on, Fri 6 May 2011, 17:59, 5 replies)

Haha
As much as I just want to say 'you twat' that just deserves a click
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Fri 6 May 2011, 18:40, closed)

Je ne comprende pas?
What the fuck are you talking about?
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 6 May 2011, 19:12, closed)

You are living in a Clive Barker novel,
but got found out.

And laughed at. Serves him right.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 May 2011, 20:30, closed)

I'd prefer a Ballard myself.

(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 6 May 2011, 21:03, closed)

Hahahaha!
You utter dick!!!
And have a click x
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 6 May 2011, 21:31, closed)