ello ello etc.
err.. I'm a copper (booooooo hissssss). great reading stories that go along the lines... and i met this pig and amazingly he wasn't a massive twat.
Pull up a sandbag and I could tell you tales about the 'particularly stupid'. People never fail to amaze me.
One fella came up to me when I was still in uniform saying 'i've done something stupid, i've bought this cocaine..' Eh? Well you've done 2 stupid things now. Lad was sent on his way. Cocaine had to be destroyed (sorry drug fans).
Probably shouldn't tell the juicier stories. Safe to say the countries full of idiots, and yes some of them are coppers.
(XRAYJAC, Sat 7 May 2011, 9:31, 8 replies)

What time is it?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 7 May 2011, 9:34, closed)

used to play...
Idiot Bingo

Played whilst on Friday / Saturday night City centre foot patrol. You would get points for:

1. What time is it?
2. Can a pregnant woman piss in your helmet?
3. Can I wear your hat?
4. Evening Cuntstable... (to be honest that often led to arrest)
5. Wash the dwink dwive schlimit (less than you've had sir)

etc.
(XRAYJAC, Sat 7 May 2011, 10:01, closed)

Yeah. But what time is it?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 7 May 2011, 18:01, closed)

What's Polly Page like then?

( Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Sat 7 May 2011, 10:52, closed)

errrr
I had to google who that was. As you might expect don't watch cop shows.
(XRAYJAC, Sat 7 May 2011, 11:58, closed)

i am glad that the law and order of our great nation is in the hands of illiterates and boastful twats.
also, you really can't tell the time, can you?
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sun 8 May 2011, 15:00, closed)

and i met this pig and amazingly he wasn't a massive twat.
Sadly, stories along those lines are largely in the minority.

...and it's "country's" not "countries".
(dchurch bah, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:28, closed)

cheers!
sorry for poor spelling/grammar
(XRAYJAC, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:04, closed)