Police vs Two wheeled fun
Lets face it, as a rebel biker I am supposed to really dislike the Police. In truth, have you seen those guys ride their bikes? Just awesome. Stopped for a chat with a local Bike Copper just after passing my tests and got some good bike advice for free.

Then last month I was cruising down the motorway on my SV Streetfighter when I happen to notice a white BMW estate car baring down on me. Check Speeod and I am "making progress Officer"! Oops.

Pull over and lovely Policeman gives me a look that says disappointed but not angry. I gave them my most sincere Aunty Jayne smile and amazingly I just got a wagged finger and a don't do it again!
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Sun 8 May 2011, 14:24, 4 replies)

Call me cynical but ....
that's because you're Aunty Jayne. If you were Uncle Jim it would have been a different story.
( Ramsay Tupper, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:47, closed)

95 on the motorway at a time when the road was almost empty
Just me, a few trucks and a coach. But I saw him in my mirror, changed lane and pulled in safely. It was clear that although I was fast, I was not being a dangerous to other road users. Just glad that I did not get a ticket, so if my winning smile works, so be it, as a big butch lesbian, I am not what you could describe as pretty!
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:14, closed)

I've recently started on 2 wheels and could do with some good free bike advice...
(Heggy, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:05, closed)

Do talk to your local bike copper
They know loads and if you find a friendly one, they can talk bikes with passion too.

The guy I met was investigating a nasty accident that had killed a biker and he was happy to chat over a cuppa. He gave me some things to think about and I still use some of the tips he gave me.

Mind you, I met a right miserable cunt in Clevedon, seemed he did not like bikers very much, although he may have just had a bad shift.
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:10, closed)