The Police IIEnzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 May 2011, 18:42)
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I deal with the police aaaaalllll the time...... being a Bar/Nightclub manager.
It still makes me giggle everytime they come in on a home football matchday and do a "walkthrough" - the DJ cuts out whatever music he has on and plays The Bill theme tune, last season we even programmed the disco lights to flash red and blue on one of the preset buttons.
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Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:06,
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So everyone knows to drop/flush/hide their massive drugs?(
idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Mon 9 May 2011, 17:24,
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Does it cost a lot to bribe them into silence when your staff get caught spiking girls' drinks?(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:03,
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