The Police IIEnzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 May 2011, 18:42)
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I can't remember if I've told the one where I accidentally went to Afghanistan and got arrested by the Pakistani police while trying to sneak back down the Khyber passbut trust me, there is nothing more terrifying than a few hours in a Pakistan border gaol. My only thought was: My mum is going to be soooo disappointed.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:49,
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NEVERtry and sneak up the Khyber pass.
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browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:17,
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Trust me, I had no intention of going anywhere near the Khyber passit was with great surprise that I found myself up it
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:28,
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Stop!Carry on...
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I bet you were walking like John Wayn for a week(
Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 9 May 2011, 22:15,
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Thankfully I was in a cell on my ownthankfully
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:19,
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