Jamaica
Not my story, but a personal favourite.

Whilst on holiday in Jamaica a few years ago, a friend hired himself a rather flashy jeep to drive round the island and see the sights. After tootling round for a bit, he gets on a nice straight patch of the coastal road and starts wondering just how fast his new motor will go, and floors it.

Bombing along at a fair old nick, he looks in the rear view mirror and sees, to his horror, a police car bearing down on him. Lights flashing and as it gets closer, siren going. Fearing the worst, he slows down and the police car pulls up alongside him.

The policeman leans out of the window. "Hey man!" he shouts. "Do you want a race?"
(davywavy, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:11, 7 replies)

That is excellent!

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:19, closed)

Brilliant!

( rofl harris, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:45, closed)

I heard a similar Jamaica story from a friend
They'd just pulled out of the rental car park and stopped to ask a copper what the speed limit was.
"Hey mon, you drive as fast as you can!"
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:25, closed)

Just goes to show.
Some police do racism better than others.
(speedevil, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:40, closed)

Top work.

( Pig Bodine., Tue 10 May 2011, 14:55, closed)

arf!
best reply evaaaaa :)
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:08, closed)

Chuckles!
For place full of bad puns, this one raised a good chortle in me.
(horsethroat chewing on life's gristle on, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:11, closed)