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Enzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.

(, Thu 5 May 2011, 18:42)
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Our village copper...
was Geoff Capes.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:39, 3 replies)
When he was on the beat
did he pull a small lorry behind him attached to a harness?
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:52, closed)
I believe he started off pulling a roller skate laden with assorted out-of-date biscuits from Fine Fare, held together with tape from Betamax cassettes.
But one day a passing squirrel sat on the roller skate and that's where his career began.

The rest is history...Maurice the squirrel was a superstar amongst his squirrely peers, until his sad demise whilst shooting a Heineken commercial (he fell from the nut feeder and broke his neck).
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:13, closed)
I'd prefer to imagine him on his beat
held aloft by the tiny beating wings of a thousand budgies.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:31, closed)

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