The Police IIEnzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 May 2011, 18:42)
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A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says "Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses."
The woman answered "Well, I have contacts."
The policeman replied "I don't care who you know! You're getting a ticket"
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:51,
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*throws anvil*(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:15,
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Speeding"When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least."
"You're wrong, officer, it's only my hat that makes me look that old."
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:31,
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*throws more anvils*(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:37,
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So, there's a guy driving the wrong way up a one way street...Copper stops him and says "Didn't you see the arrows?"
Bloke replies "Arrows? didn't even see the indians..."
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snee held his breath since, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:39,
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HahaWatch out for the anvils Snee.
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:42,
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*mutliple-strike anvil launch*(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:44,
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Total Anvilgeddon.
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:48,
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