Talking to the local Labour representative in West Yorkshire
M, yes. I was living in Slawit in West Yorkshire at the time, working there. Came to meet this guy working for the labour party in my local - and on the subject of Mrs Blair, he uttered that he did ont like her a lot. Fine, I said, I'll email you this animation of her, It's funny. Cue: this is at the time of Crazy frog, which I hate, but Hillarious when somebody had animated her face as Blair frog. He did not think it was very fonneh...
(Holmeuddedal, Fri 1 May 2015, 19:10, 5 replies)

eh?

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 2 May 2015, 18:15, closed)

Would you like to try that again?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 May 2015, 9:05, closed)

Anyone?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 5 May 2015, 10:06, closed)

Slawit = Slaithwaite and fonneh = funny
I left the south of plenty to do university in Huddersfield. I did a year's work placement halfway through at the local large chemical plant. While there I once pronounced Slaithwaite as 'Slaythwait' to a packed office to much amusement. Dave, the old hand and grumpy old man of the office chimed in as the laughter subsided: 'It's slawit you posh southern cunt'. Nearly as funny as when I asked Cath if she had a lock on her drawers. Obviously I was talking about her desk.
(mersault, Tue 5 May 2015, 13:01, closed)

"Then why do you spell it like a brain damaged dyslexic, you ill-educated northern imbecile?"
Any Northerner who tries that shit with me, quickly finds out exactly how obnoxious I can be for extended periods of time.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 5 May 2015, 15:05, closed)