I once saw Gyles Brandreth's cock.
It was in the toilets in Chester at The Grosvenor, I was pretty pie faced and blatantly stared at his bell end.

For the record it was pitted and scarred, a bit cratered like the Dark Side Of The Moon, and from what I could gather he was circumcised, as he never pulled back his foreskin. He may have had some cock-pox in the past, IDK, I'm not a professional cock judge or anything.

He saw me looking and got a bit embarrassed. Finished his piss and left.

I think he wanted a bit of the old sausageing, but was to shy to ask for some. It looked to be about 1.7 inches on the flop, so Mr. Brandreth might be a grower, not a shower for all I know.

He still managed to finish his piss with some knob head mugging at his cock though, which is more than I could probably manage.

Good for him and his ciggie burned japs-eye I say.

Good for him.
(yeswehavenopasties, Sat 2 May 2015, 8:45, 3 replies)

"I'm not a professional cock judge or anything."

(McChinaman banned, Sat 2 May 2015, 8:56, closed)

Just an
enthusiastic amateur. No big league cock shows for me. Just sketchy eyeing up in the gents.
(yeswehavenopasties, Sat 2 May 2015, 9:01, closed)

Protip - for best views frequent the kind of cubicles that have holes cut into the walls

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 2 May 2015, 13:58, closed)