This morning I caught myself saying to her "treat my nipple with respect, goddamnit".
She's 3 days old but hey, it's never too early to give them severe parental angst.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:47, 2 replies)

If you think things are challenging
Now with a lack of breast-respect - wait until she starts wanting to watch 'In the Night Garden'.

Mental torture at its finest.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:50, closed)

You'll have 'fun'
referring to 'Makka Pakka' as 'Mister Spakka' though. Hours of family jollity.
I haven't got kids, and still I know this. Christ.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:03, closed)

Congratulations on your little one!
I was just looking at your profile to see if you'd had the little'un yet (nothing like a bit of internet stalking) and saw your photo and thought "She's having a girl" and I'm very pleased to see that I was right :)
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:34, closed)

That's not the best part of her profile
www.b3ta.com/questions/bastardcolleagues/post116090
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:49, closed)