I was the master
Of a rescue dog called Lemmy.

He was amazing, he'd bark when the doorbell went, he'd sit when I told him, stay on command and come back to me the moment he was called and he'd even go and get his own lead when it was time for walkies.

The power didn't go to my head as Lem was absolutely fucking brilliant. He knew I was the boss and he did everything (that he understood) I told him.

I was well gutted when he got dog-cancer and died.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:26, 5 replies)

Have a *click*
He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart.

You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.
(god_is_a_ghoti Carpe Deum., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:39, closed)

I feel your pain
My cat (one of two) got run over last year, still haven't got fully over it. Pets eh? their life spans are so unfair.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:27, closed)

get a parrot or a tortoise
they live for fucking ages
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 20:56, closed)

Just makes it worse
When they snuff it.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 21:09, closed)

Good point
And Parrots are cool but caged birds aren't my thing tortoises are a bit boring, but they do live for ages. I think we have one buried in back garden because someone has written, Joe 1890-1962. I hope it's a tortoise anyway :\
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:25, closed)