Serbs and Croats
My gran is Croatian. She's also tiny and feeble and 90 years old if she's a day.
One bright and sunny day she's in a long queue at the store and to pass the time, she starts talking to the tall muscular young man in front of her. It comes out in conversation that he's Serbian.

Pandemonium.

She starts screaming and trying to punch him. He stands there with a startled and bemused expression on his face, her tiny feeble fists having no effect whatsoever.

My aunts had to drag her out of the store, and were summarily invited not to return by the store's owner.

This was also the same gran who would go shopping with my mum when she was young and I was but a glint in my father's eye. She'd yell commands at mum, including "get me some n**** toes!" from across the store. (That being slang for Brazil nuts)
(TheWonderfulWombat It came to me in a dream., Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:31, 2 replies)

Nigger toes
hahahahHAHHAHAHHahhahahahaha
( Richard Shitheels, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:42, closed)

Nancy toes
?
(whiskas loved by 8 out of 10 cats, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 21:07, closed)