English People...
... I'm Scottish and I've lived among you for 30 years... you always complain more than me about your shit national football team, are renowned worldwide for being drunken tits with small dicks and consistently prove yourselves bigger AND more stupid than I could ever be...

Maybe I love you really... but Shhh!!! Don't tell anybody!
(hengushrh is found at the Dole office every second thursday, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 22:33, 10 replies)

Nope.
Didn't understand a word of that.

What country are you from again?
(theremin put the lotion in the basket on, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 22:54, closed)

Deutschland
Do I add Uber Alles hier..?
(hengushrh is found at the Dole office every second thursday, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 22:58, closed)

and of course I meant scheisse fussball team...
I'm such a forgetful old one balled gold thief these days :0p
(hengushrh is found at the Dole office every second thursday, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 23:02, closed)

We have small dicks, but constantly prove ourselves to be bigger than you?

Yep, definitely more stupid.
(shanterbabs, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 23:07, closed)

Allow me to correct your opening statement
"... I'm Scottish and I've lived among you for 30 years... "

Should have read,

"... I'm Scottish and I've lived, a mong, for 30 years..."

One space, two commas, one redacted word - and it all becomes understandable.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 1:23, closed)

ha ha ha
Best reply ever
(Eeevil You are losers, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 16:51, closed)

one more thing...
"... I'm Scotch and I've lived, a mong, for 30 years..."
( 4Q just lurking, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 21:42, closed)

I read the Op as:
"I'm Scottish and I have a massive chip on my shoulder"
(Big D, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 9:48, closed)

Och, Laddie
just glass the nay-sayers
(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 7:05, closed)

Semantics...
They're only jealous because we're able to live with our lot and have no need to constantly prove ourselves.

PS I played against England, for Scotland, and was on the winning side back in '99. It was the most intense game I played in... and winning by 1 point was so incredibly sweet after all the picking on and bullying I'd been on the receiving end of when I was at school :0)
(hengushrh is found at the Dole office every second thursday, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 19:00, closed)