Affluent white kids purporting to be of black ghetto stock.
Pastier than the Pilsbury dough-boy and talking patois. "Ya know wha' I mean, bro, innit?"

Listening to Gangsta Rap and throwing complicated hand gestures at the other white residents in yo 'hood whilst wearing a baseball cap incorrectly and a hooded top that your Mum bought for you.

Pretending to like Ice T and secretly listening to Katy Perry.

Lurking around outside McDonalds with some other nice white middle class boys dressed as Crips desperately wishing to impress equally nice middle class white girls dressed as prostitutes.

Pissing away the most crucial, formative years of your life in your all-out quest to appear dangerous and non-conformist, just like all those other dangerous, non-conformists sitting around you eating their McBurgers and dropping the wrappers to show their dangerous, non-conformist attitude.

Dreaming of the day your parents will buy you that Vauxhall Corsa so that you can add a huge stereo to play with the windows wound down, a ridiculous skirting and body-kit, and the undersill neon strip-lighting which will let you pretend you're Vin Diesel as you hit the redline at forty-seven miles an hour down the Purley Way.

You are the future of this nation and I despise you all.
(Billy The Fish wants to gargle with Lucy Pinder's bath water, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 8:43, 3 replies)

I very much agree.

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 10:05, closed)

I think we all do!

(EuroSong I love horse meat: best of all the animals, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 10:51, closed)

How do you know they don't really like Ice T?
I love Ice T, Ice Cube, Mos Def, NWA, Public Enemy, Cannibal Ox, Jurassic 5 and KRS-One.

I am also caucasian. Is there some rule somewhere that one can't enjoy music made by those of a different skin tone?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 14:56, closed)

My son, aged about 15, wore his jeans like that
and some outraged old fart eventually burst out with 'It's only yer nob 'oldin''em up!'

Which delighted him NO end...
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 18:39, closed)