Working in my dad's pub a good few years ago now...
...one of the punters asked me if I could give him 20p for the phone.

I said no.

"What" asked his mate "You're not giving him 20p coz he's black?"

"No" I replied, "I'm not giving him 20p coz I don't just give people money. If he gives me a pound he can have five 20 pences"

O_o

Now edited for apostrophe abuse, thanks Amberl :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:34, 5 replies)

pence
dear boy ;)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:39, closed)

Good point :)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:49, closed)

you're welcome

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:51, closed)

Actually
five 20 pences is slightly more correct I think (the object in question being a 20 pence, rather than a penny (like the difference between pennies (the coins) and pence (the currency)), however the proper one would be five 20 pence pieces
/pedant
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 1:00, closed)

you racist

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 16:36, closed)

Hear, hear...

( snee held his breath since, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 16:43, closed)