You know
that person who stops at the pedestrian crossing and pushes the wait button just as your driving up to it forcing you to stop?

That`s me
(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 17:32, 5 replies)

No worries, that's what they're for
Press it and walk away, or press it unnecessarily and cross straight away leaving me looking at a red light and an empty road - I kill you.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 17:34, closed)

See - I wait until it's green
yet people still stop to let me cross when it's on red. Why you daft drivers, why?

It'll only piss off other drivers who have to sit at a red light for nothing.
(Shippy likes linebreaks and doesn't care what you think, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 19:01, closed)

What if
your other half is in labour? Do you run me over as I cross?
(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:47, closed)

The other day
I got beeped at for waiting the few extra seconds for the man to turn green! Or possibly it was the fact I was stood to the side of the crossing, but this was due to not wanting to be splashed from the insanely large puddle in front of it, still, it's not like I was going to make the lights change back any quicker.
(sailorspoon started wiping his own arse from, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 17:59, closed)

But that's ok, he just wanted you to know that he was there
After all, that's what your horn is for, isn't it?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 9:58, closed)