I cannot bide people
who don't know when something isn't actually racist/homophobic/other discrimination.

Saying something even slightly negative about someone (a third party) who just happens to be black/gay/disabled/other and they will cry "You can't say that!", or even worse just sneak off and report you. Often, these people are white, straight, able-bodied, middle-class and most likely civil servants.

I strongly suspect that these people convince themselves that if they find something offensive, then in their eyes they must be a good person.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 12:38, 18 replies)

Hahahahahaha
"Often, these people are white, straight, able-bodied"

WIN
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 12:40, closed)

yup, the sort of person
who only ticks the White British on an application form, and then ticks 'No' for everything else.

Person: "You can't say that, I find that offensive"
Me: "Why? It wasn't even offensive."
Person: "Yes it was"
Me: "No it wasn't, and even if I had said something offensive, why the frig are you offended?"
Person: "I just am. I must be a good person"
Me: "No you're not, if I said the exact same thing about that person there (who is white, straight, etc) would you still be offended?"
Person: "No, but, err yes, I don't know"
Me: "Well shut the fuck up then" (gets out knife and eviscerates the daft bastard, and then fucks a handful of their organs)
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 12:49, closed)

So you hate good, white BRITISH stock,
but you're willing to fuck their hot, steaming organs, aren't you? Typical racist.
( Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 12:53, closed)

I hate chicken stock
made from a stock cube, they're too salty.

*Awaits innuendo
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:22, closed)

You hate it because its salty like semen of gays.
God, you're just horrbly prejudiced.
( Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:24, closed)

Sounds like a generalisation to me, you racist.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 12:54, closed)

YOU'RE racists against vague generalisation.
You racist.
( Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 12:57, closed)

You're just trying to gay me up.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 12:59, closed)

No, because I'm racist against gayers.
I do like their cocks up me, mind.
( Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:00, closed)

Have you ever actually met a civil servant?
For the most part they're BNP voters you know. The ones that aren't black, crippled, sex-cases or bummers anyway.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 7 Apr 2010, 12:57, closed)

My other half is a crippled civil servent.
She's got herself in trouble before now for calling herself a spaz. It upset one of her able-bodied co-workers.
( Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 12:59, closed)

that is outstanding

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:15, closed)

Hahahah EXCELLENT!
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:16, closed)

QED

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:20, closed)

Its one of the reasons I love her.
And to be fair, her manager was terribly embarrassed to have to bring it up.
( Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:25, closed)

When DID we become so sensitive...
...that being offended was such a big deal?

I blame Mary Whitehouse...
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:27, closed)

I blame the Daily Mail
telling people to be offended by Russel Brand etc because 2 complaints to the BBC wasn't enough.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:14, closed)

2 complaints wasn't enough
Russell Brand is a cock.
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:59, closed)