To back up what I posted earlier
about people who get offended when it's none of their damn business, I'll roast these peas.
~~~

My teenage son fractured his ankle in 2007, had a cast on his leg and was given crutches for 4 weeks.

Walking around Asda soon after, I said "Hurry up cripple".

Some unsightly harridan complained at me saying she found it offensive. I told her that:-

a. What I call my son is no business of hers
b. That my son was far more agile on his crutches than she was
c. To stop interfering or I'll report her for harrassment.

She wandered off looking rather deflated whilst my son had a bloody good laugh.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:31, 5 replies)

When my Gran's in a wheelchair
And I'm happily pushing her about, I happily refer to her as 'Davros'.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:26, closed)

And this

(TheColonel, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:37, closed)

More of this sort of thing

(TheColonel, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:37, closed)

I bet you've got plenty of room for those crutches in your Accord too.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:40, closed)

Yeah...time to give up.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 5:36, closed)