Well it isn't satire
but it does sound rather bitter. Have some wine and cheese, and cheer yourself up by seeing if you can spot the faint vanilla aroma :)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:55, 1 reply)

Damn straight I'm bitter.
Nothing in my cellar is drinkable until 2012.
( Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:02, closed)

and by cellar
I mean wine fridge.
( Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:02, closed)

and by drinkable
I mean, that's what the man at the winery told me when I bought it after tasting 17 glasses of their finest, in the correct order, with the swirling and the sniffing, and the sucking in of the air.
( Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:06, closed)

There was a neurological study on people a while ago that proved that more expensive wine tastes better.
It was something like a group of people tasted 2 identical bottles of wine, one of which they were told was lowish in price, say £4,99, and the other expensive, £24,99. Not only did all the testers express a preference for the most expensive bottle but scans of their brain activity actually showed they physically experienced more pleasure when drinking the pricier bottle.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:22, closed)