PresentsWhat are you buying your loved ones this Christmas? We're looking for inspiration and reckon a big share-a-thon of ideas will help everyone buy better gifts this year.
BTW: If your family reads B3ta and you're worried about giving the game away then tell us what you bought last Christmas.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:34)
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And you were trying so hard to get her something nice and thoughtfull!She does have a point though. Maybe you should get her pregnant and give her that baby she really wants. Can't be that hard, 14 year olds seem to manage it all the time!
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You're absolutely rightOnly problem is she's got loads of medical issues with her lady garden area which culminated in a seven hour op a year or so ago, and I've masturbated so much in my life that when I shoot my load all that comes out the end of my cock is a jet of air and a whistle...
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SpankyHanky, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 15:24,
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that made me chortleseveral times
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 1:40,
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and thenXmas gets really expensive,
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 1:22,
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