I'm gonna buy...
the usual girly shit for my wife (PJ's, hot water bottle, jewellery etc) but I'm also going to chuck in a couple of joke items.

One idea I had was haemorrhoid cream - Whenever we do the weekly food shop I always make a rather loud statement about how she's running out (making sure there are people within earshot) and then laugh like a loon at the hilarity. I think it's only right that I should buy her some.
(porkinator is a Rock n Roll nerd!, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 15:35, 4 replies)

great minds
My favourite is asking if Mrs Corbo wants Ribbed or Smooth this week as we walk down the appropriate aisle
(Corbo, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 16:13, closed)

Missus
I was in Boots the other day and the Missus shouts down the fairly busy aisle, 'is it this sort of thing you were after?' while holding up a home Chlamydia testing kit. Dead funny
(Kip, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:56, closed)

Preparation H
Very good for tightening up the skin around the eyes.
Allegedly
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 22:42, closed)

and
for tattoos, makes them less scabby so they heal faster.
(Kip, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 8:41, closed)