PresentsWhat are you buying your loved ones this Christmas? We're looking for inspiration and reckon a big share-a-thon of ideas will help everyone buy better gifts this year.
BTW: If your family reads B3ta and you're worried about giving the game away then tell us what you bought last Christmas.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:34)
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What you really need is a box of cats.She'll grow up with the cats and she'll be able to communicate with them. When she gets older she can tell us how to talk to cats. We can engineer a breed of monolithic supercats and control them by telepathy. The half mechanic supercats will leave a trail of destruction, pestilence and vomit in their wake as they rampage through the cities and towns of anyone who should stand in our way. The pre-apocalyptic future would be ours to rule. People would tremble beneath our metallic kitty paws and they'd weep uncontrollably and soil themselves. Also kids love cats.
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Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:17,
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Wherecan i get such cats, or can i upgrade my two kittens? my kittens also love boxes. coincidence, i think not......
hail our kitteh overlords *bows*
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All cats are supercats..They just can't be arsed to make the effort.
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