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What are you buying your loved ones this Christmas? We're looking for inspiration and reckon a big share-a-thon of ideas will help everyone buy better gifts this year.

BTW: If your family reads B3ta and you're worried about giving the game away then tell us what you bought last Christmas.

(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:34)
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My wife and I have adopted two boys (Bert & Ernie) and after having them only six weeks I have know taught the eldest(he's five) the Fawlty greeting.

Me: Morning Fawlty!

Him: Morning Major!

Every family gathering (especially the wife's) I shall turn to Bert across the room and loudly say "Morning...." etc
I can't wait to see their faces. It'll be my gift to them :)
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 13:05, 3 replies)
That's lovely. It's a shit present, in my opinion, but it is awfully sweet.

p.s. a click for naming your children Bert and Ernie.
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 13:22, closed)
Please tell me they were called Bert and Ernie before you adopted them

(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 13:45, closed)
I'd loved to say
that their names are actually Bert & Ernie, but they came with their own damned ordinary names and can't be changed as it would screw them up even more than they already are! :)
And can't really call them by their real names here for all sorts of legal reasons.
But you'll still hear me walking down the high street...
"C'mon Bert, keep up. Ernie don't you dare stick that up the dogs bum!!"
You know, usual kiddie stuff...
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 14:13, closed)

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