Kids
My wife and I have adopted two boys (Bert & Ernie) and after having them only six weeks I have know taught the eldest(he's five) the Fawlty greeting.

Me: Morning Fawlty!

Him: Morning Major!

Every family gathering (especially the wife's) I shall turn to Bert across the room and loudly say "Morning...." etc
I can't wait to see their faces. It'll be my gift to them :)
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 13:05, 3 replies)

Awww
That's lovely. It's a shit present, in my opinion, but it is awfully sweet.

p.s. a click for naming your children Bert and Ernie.
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 13:22, closed)

Please tell me they were called Bert and Ernie before you adopted them

( The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 13:45, closed)

I'd loved to say
that their names are actually Bert & Ernie, but they came with their own damned ordinary names and can't be changed as it would screw them up even more than they already are! :)
And can't really call them by their real names here for all sorts of legal reasons.
But you'll still hear me walking down the high street...
"C'mon Bert, keep up. Ernie don't you dare stick that up the dogs bum!!"
You know, usual kiddie stuff...
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 14:13, closed)