I knew a bloke from Azerbaijan…

He was afflicted with a terrible condition that meant his skin suffered terribly from the ultra-violet rays from the sun, and so had to wear a special suit which he had fashioned himself, out of the salvaged metal from baked bean cans.

But he got lazy, and in the end couldn’t even be bothered to leave the house. In fact, the only time he would go outside his front door was when he was going to a ‘legalise Cannabis’ rally. Then, he’d suit up and proudly go off to shout his slogans whilst carrying a big spliff…

He was known amongst his friends as the ‘Pro-grass Tin Asian’
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:17, 4 replies)

My first click
for several weeks there. Well done.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:21, closed)

But but but...
The first A in procrastination is a short A, whereas the A in grass is a long A.

Or are you one of those poor people from the North who grew up with fewer phonemes to go round?
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:38, closed)

Thank fuck for that
*trots back to the subs bench*
(GONEism, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:43, closed)

OK, now I'm worried...
I was toying with the idea of 'tin asian' for a pun.

My thoughtset is synching with Pooflake...I'm a goner :|
( snee held his breath since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:45, closed)