ProcrastinationOutlook is a wonderful tool, but not when it keeps reminding you that it is now 96 weeks since you were supposed to finish a report you haven't even started yet.
Just how lazy are you? How long will you put off the essential or the inevitable? What do you fill the time with?
(We're too lazy to write something funny here. You do it.)
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chthonic, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:18)
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Pandas.....Pandas?
What they all about? Surely the fact that Pandas can’t be arsed to fuck each other is the most blatant example of procrastination. I can’t seem to get my end away at the best of times despite trying my dammed hardest. I took a girl out for several months, we ate in nice restaurants, I held the door open for her at every opportunity, I even stayed in on a Saturday night to watch one of those criminally soul shattering talent competitions. Did she fuck me? Did she frost. Not even a hand job for my efforts.
Put two fucking Pandas in a cage, prod them with sticks, practically force the male Pandas dick as close to her as possible and they still can’t be arsed to fuck. I fucking hate those lazy white eyed mother fuckers. I mean, c’mon, it’s not as if a female Panda can be ugly is it? It’s not like human women where some are so disgustingly ugly that you need several pints of strong continental lager to be inside the same room, let alone inside her. They all look the fucking same for Gods sake. You know, white eyes, black coats, fat etc.
I’m angry now so please don’t get me started on the other lazy mob, i.e cats, dogs, polar bears…………
To be fair Dogs are alright, I like them, I have ultimate respect for any creature that can lick it’s own bollocks
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:44, 6 replies)
white eyes?you been looking at the wrong animal, pandas have black around their eyes, you know, white head, black eyes, black ears!
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:55, closed)
I'm that lazy...I didn't bother to proof read! thank you, i stand corrected
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 17:10, closed)
My catCan lick it's own arse.... it's also mastered the art of getting people to run around after it.
Cats are genious's
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:58, closed)
so basicallyYou're saying that as you're not getting any, and male Pandas can't be arsed, that you're offering to step unto to the breach, as it were, and have some hot man on panda action? Or did I read that wrong?
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rofl harris, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 17:00,
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This......would be what you have in mind?
www.b3ta.com/board/8937966
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:37, closed)
Someones bitter..What kind of girls do you go out with? She sounds rubbish.
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:27, closed)
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