ProcrastinationOutlook is a wonderful tool, but not when it keeps reminding you that it is now 96 weeks since you were supposed to finish a report you haven't even started yet.
Just how lazy are you? How long will you put off the essential or the inevitable? What do you fill the time with?
(We're too lazy to write something funny here. You do it.)
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chthonic, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:18)
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Finger FoodIn order to avoid the need to wash up plates/knives/chopping boards etc, I've now become a journeyman in the world of cutlery-free sandwich making.
By using one hand to spread the butter, cheese and chilli powder over the bread, and t'other hand to platform my creation, research suggests that this has reduced my need to wash up by as much as 100%.
There were a couple of slight drawbacks though. Namely overdoing it on chilli powder before putting the sarnie in the toaster, resulting in what onlookers will go on to describe as 'the black spicy cloud of death which put the smoke detector in spaz mode for 10 minutes', and going on to indirectly promote eyewatering pain through the medium of spice across my face and wedding tackle.
Apologies for length and girth, the swelling should go down soon.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:30, 4 replies)
Paper plates,plastic cutlery & microwave meals are the way forward.Tho dont try and put paper plates in the oven
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I've said this before and I'll say it againI've got a dishwasher. much lazier than having to think about how to do stuff without washing up
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:28,
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how did you get it on your cock?Were you also cooking nude to save on laundry?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:39, closed)
Clicked for'black spicy cloud of death'
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:00,
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