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Outlook is a wonderful tool, but not when it keeps reminding you that it is now 96 weeks since you were supposed to finish a report you haven't even started yet.

Just how lazy are you? How long will you put off the essential or the inevitable? What do you fill the time with?

(We're too lazy to write something funny here. You do it.)

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:18)
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i'm anal retentive
which means that i do enjoy putting off the moment when i will drop a log.
i know it's a bit weird, but getting the poo shivers can be quite pleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:16, 19 replies)
Amen!
Yes! This!

*realises he's probably said too much*
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:17, closed)
it's even better than that feeling of relief you get
after holding a piss in for ages
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:25, closed)
that
make makes my kidneys ache
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:27, closed)
mine too
but when you let it go, you feel happy all day
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:34, closed)
Sadly..
I know how you feel. Sometimes a bit of clench-and-mince action might be required to get you to the toilet in time, but saving it up for one big satisfying session, as opposed to wasting it on a glorified follow-through, is often a pleasant way to waste half an hour on a dull work day afternoon....
(Chad, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:34, closed)
especially
if you smoke a fag on the bog. i don't know what it is about the combination of tobacco and log, but something about it feels oh so right.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:35, closed)
Nicotine is a muscle relaxant
In the days before anaesthesia, doctors would shove a cigar up a patient's arse before attempting any kind of major amputation.
(JohabMorelli is spenging merrily away, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 17:07, closed)
tell me you're kidding!
that is just too funny!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 19:09, closed)
Nicotine is a poison.
Soldiers would shove cigarettes up their ass in order to feign being ill.
(I helped save b3ta! argyleblanket The man on the roof works for me, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:32, closed)
I
thought that's the only reason people have mobile phones in the toilet, to play the games on them!
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:47, closed)
i use my toilet time for quiet reflection
or reading one of the many terry pratchett books i have stashed in there.
or reading my mail.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:50, closed)
Have
you tried reading the Uncle Johns Bathroom readers?

They're pretty entertaining!
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:55, closed)
never heard of them
but i'll look them up!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:07, closed)
I've got one
in my bathroom now. And yes, they kick ass!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 18:05, closed)
Recently...
I discovered that the Doctor Who books (The Many Hands, etc) are nice little hard-back books that can slip into a pocket and provide light, but entertaining, reading for times when you are depth-charging at work. You can usually get a good chapter per visit...
(Chad, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:47, closed)
the only problem is
if you get too carried away with reading, your arse might go crusty and dry before you remember to wipe it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 19:11, closed)
I'm pleased to announce that after much effort
I've managed to answer 10 sport trivia questions in under a minute whilst riding the porcelain bus this very afternoon!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:49, closed)
heheh
bugger the swport questions, i sometimes use my throne time to think about who i know that i'd like to shag ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 19:15, closed)
There seems to be little right
about your toilet habits.

:/
(British Steel was participating in awesomeness on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:00, closed)

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