Shit Teachers not the good ones
I went to parents evening yesterday as little defective was complaining that his ICT teacher was an absolute bitch with an attitude problem of epic proportions and was singling him out for ritual humiliation infront of his friends.

I really didn't believe him until I met her yesterday, she started to rain down a torrent of abuse on the little defective saying that he was unmotivated and disruptive. She was damn near shouting at him and trying to embarrass him infront of me and mrs defective, so I cut her down mid rant, told her to be quiet because I was completely aware of the situation and had offered him guidance on how to deal with difficult characters.

I then went on to ask her how she was going to change the situation for the better, and how she was going to take responsibility for rectifying the situation. The head of year had to intervene as my questions became more difficult to answer.

I'm now a hero in the boys eyes, and this teacher will never pick on him or single him out in future. I have now effected a change for him to a new class with an absolute babe of a teacher. Double qudos for verbally abusing a shit head teacher and moving him to a class where the teacher is an abolute babe.
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:43, 17 replies)

Yay you!
He'll thank you.
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:49, closed)

All the other teachers gave him a glowing report.
to be fair she looked like she was about to cry by the time I finished with her, I felt sorry for her because I'm quite good at the bad cop routine as little defective will testify.
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:55, closed)

post some tips please. May be handy for me one day.

(waxdart hello., Thu 27 May 2010, 17:23, closed)

Its all about asking very direct questions
quiet confidence, coupled with a tone in your voice that suggests you've probably killed prostitutes at some popint in your life. Works a treat with little defective.
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Thu 27 May 2010, 17:51, closed)

Not based in Devon are you?
I have heard about a similar case from up there!

Ex teacher here, I know how vindictive and evil school can be.
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Thu 27 May 2010, 17:34, closed)

bBRUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
That's the sound of you revving your Honda as you do the school run.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 27 May 2010, 17:45, closed)

Lay off, man.
I know this guy. He's decent and loves his kid. Genuinely, one of the good guys, fighting the shitblisters of this world.

Also, I think he drives a motorbike, so the noise would be more BBRrrrRrrrrweeeerrrrrRreeee! And then he would wheelie all up your face.
(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Thu 27 May 2010, 23:03, closed)

He probably is unmotivated and disruptive. I teach loads of unmotivated and disruptive shits. They are cunts: the product of cuntish parents. However this is no reason to single out and humiliate a child, for after all, they are children and know no better. Refer them to the appropriate person and get the disruptive shit out of your lesson so the other, less-self centred children can get some form of education.

Some advice: spend less time on interweb forums and more time parenting.
(fakedancingshoes, Thu 27 May 2010, 19:30, closed)

ZING!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 27 May 2010, 20:41, closed)

I don't think she gets the whole b3ta experience
shall we give her a cuddle?
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Thu 27 May 2010, 21:09, closed)

I'd be offended if you weren't a techer, however...
Is it not your job to motivate and inspire children to learn...? get off your high horse, stop making judgements about my parenting abilty and quit the job if you can't handle it. I would normally have taken little defectives opinions with a pinch of salt if I hadn't actually met the teacher. You want to stop being a complete troll and perhaps go and visit a counsellor, as you appear to have some aggression issues, I pitty the school you work for because of your closed minded attitude and persuasion to talk utter crap without knowing the full situation... but as the old addage goes those that can do.. those that can't teach.

some advice: get out of teaching I have two members of family who are very competent teachers and a head teacher who teach at very highly regarded schools.
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Thu 27 May 2010, 21:03, closed)

It is
a teacher's job to teach, and your job to parent.

Rather than banging on about giving her verbal slapdowns as to how she was going to rectify the situation and change things for the better, a more productive response might be to ask her how you could work together to do the same. How if there were things you could do at home which might help, and conversely things she could do in the classroom.

It sounds as though you've just dismissed this as a 'teacher's problem' rather than investigating how you might get your kid off to school motivated and willing to learn, rather than disruptive and unmotivated.

Suppose I'd better head off to see my counsellor about my closemindedness and aggression issues now.
(dhroadie, Fri 28 May 2010, 3:38, closed)

I'd love to know what the kids nickname for you at school is....
I'm guessing.....

1. Old Faggy Breath Bitter Hitler.
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:48, closed)

You seem unpleasant.
Here, have a big bucket of Xanax.
(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:53, closed)

Ok, admittedly I don't know you full situation, but nor did you make it clear in your post. Perhaps hearing some home-truths was painful.

It is a teacher's job to teach. These days it is also a teacher's job to motivate children, tell them how to behave, show them how to follow instructions, show them how to do up a tie, tell them 50 times a day how to open a door (seriously) how to read signs, when to follow basic instructions et cetera. We have to do these things because some parents don't bring their children up very well. I'd love to spend my time teaching my students French and German, and about 35% of them are truly grateful for their education. Some are spoilt rotten and can't physically cope with not being able to be the centre of attention or when they are not looking at shit video clips on Youtube.

I can handle my job. I love it. Just some spawn are shits. And some of the parents of children at my school are fucking shits: those that send their children to school with the soles of their shoes dropping off are pretty crap. As are the ones who think that giving them money to buy Red Jolt and custard creams for breakfast.

Perhaps you could get the pedagogic members of your family to teach you some grammar.

Incidentally, I've been reading the posts on this site for 5 years and this was the first time I have been riled enough to join in order to reply to your particular post. And I'm male: why would you assume I'm female?

P.S. Fuck your adages. Without teachers no-one would get qualifications and I'd like to see you teach if you think it's easy. Prick.
(fakedancingshoes, Fri 28 May 2010, 23:18, closed)

The future of this nation...
...rests on the shoulders of a man who would post bile like this on the Internet.

I'm the daughters of teachers. My entire childhood was spent with teachers practically hanging off the walls. Never once did I hear them swear. Never. Once. They had patience. They didn't lose their tempers. They were good, hard-working people who would never stoop to the level of 'the little shits' and 'pricks' to tell people they don't even know to 'fuck off'.

I'm not saying they didn't, but you certainly can't assume the role of superiority. Not now. Shame on you.

We had people set fire to our house over a failed English paper. They didn't receive the response that you just gave this man.

Enter a debate. Don't act like the children of these 'fucking shits'.

Give us faith in the future.
(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Fri 28 May 2010, 23:43, closed)

That cuddle is still on offer
Any argument is based on at least 80 percent emotion and 20 percent fact, so I'd like to end this now, not with the dignified silence I was planning, but instead with a great big fuck you. If it's taken you 5 years to come out of lurking over a comment like that, something somewhere else in your life has obviously flipped a trip switch and I'm glad I invoked enough of a passionate response in you to come back with an answer. Yes my grammar is bunch of shit but when it comes down to it....... and I am going to pull the superiority card here as you have done previously, I earn a bucket load more money than you, I pay your crappy little wages and the mark of a man is not his ability to insert a comma in the correct place. In line with the spirit of b3ta why were you not motivated to come back with a witty retort, has the dry subtext of this form completely escaped you? Please note the deliberate lack paragraphs and misplaced grammar {see no full stop or anythink .... Shit some slang and misspelt wordage too) you embody the shit type of teacher I'm talking about and I'm absolutely certain you have demonstrated this to the rest of the forum progressively through your previous posts... That cuddle is still here if you want it even if you’re not a woman with boob pillows.

Also I think its admirable you are supporting SHIT TEACHERS.. not the good ones as the title in post outlined very specifically. Get back under your rock troll.

Thank you I'm available for childrens parties and bar mitzvahs. x
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Sat 29 May 2010, 7:29, closed)