I never do
By law you can't walk more than 5 steps whilst talking to someone. Some of the less nice organisations don't pay attention to this so if you keep walking and they follow you just ask them "Didn't you know you can't take more than 5 steps, is your team leader about?" Bob's your gender confused auntie, no more chugger.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 27 May 2010, 22:33, 2 replies)

What if they follow you on roller skates?

( sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:03, closed)

this is a brilliant idea
*invests in roller skates*
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 29 May 2010, 0:21, closed)

"By law you can't walk more than 5 steps whilst talking to someone"
Fuck me, I've been breaking that one all my life. Where do I turn myself in?
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:48, closed)

pfft
hand yourself in to your local cop shop you naughty person.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 29 May 2010, 0:16, closed)