Bouncers
Not all of them, I have encountered many bouncers in the past who have been very nice and polite. However, the ones who think they are the chooser of who comes and goes really annoy me.

A few years ago I went to a club with a bunch of friends, one of which decided he was hungry. It was about 1am and there was a pizza shop a couple of doors down so we got our hands stamped and left in search of food. we sat on a bench outside the pizza place and ate, and my friend started to throw chips at me (because they weren't nice, really). I retaliated, and we ended up giggling about how silly we were and decided to go do some more drinking and dancing. When we got back to the club, the bouncers wouldn't let us back in because we'd apparently been fighting. I told them we'd just been for something to eat but then was informed that they had watched us fighting on the bench and they couldn't let us in.

Wankers!
(justgirl, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:42, 12 replies)

You could've just not eaten the chips.
You probably looked silly enough to behave like that inside too, so the bouncers weren't taking any chances.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:46, closed)

I wouldn't've let you in either.

( Bob Todd whee, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:01, closed)

Mmmmm...
"the ones who think they are the chooser of who comes and goes"

Isn't that what they're there for?
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:08, closed)

Funny, I was thinking exactly the same thing myself
. . .
(caescarna Hell's Roomba, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:11, closed)

Did you clean up the chips?
and put them in the nearest litter bin?

No?

That might have shown an appropriate level of decency and sobriety to maybe be let back into the private establishment. If I were a bouncer and saw you throwing your chips everywhere outside, I wouldn't let you in either.
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:04, closed)

i like bouncers

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:56, closed)

best of all the security staff

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:31, closed)

I think you've accidentally shown everyone that you're a prick.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:57, closed)

I don't see a problem

(likeajackhammer, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:21, closed)

Should have brushed yourself down properly.
You're not going to get in with a chip on your shoulder.
(deadsetgav, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:13, closed)

Oof!
He shoots. He scores!
( Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:49, closed)

ZING!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 28 May 2010, 18:17, closed)