Broken Arrow says: Bankers, recruitment consultants, politicians. What professions do you hate and why?
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:26)
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At least until they perfect the pill for men, and possibly this new 'smash the sperm with ultrasonics' technique.
Course, if I ruled the world I'd apply mandatory contraception to everyone, with a no questions asked opt out. That way every child would be wanted (even if for moronic reasons). It might impact slightly on genetic diversity, though.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:56, 1 reply)
Men with zinc deficiencies tend to have low fertility. This is because bollocks are zincy and fannies aren't, so when sperms are in a low-zinc environment they swim like mad because they think they're in a fanny. If a man doesn't have zincy bollocks the sperm go into omg-we're-in-a-fanny-find-the-egg mode and tire themselves out and die.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:02, closed)
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