Brands
Those fuckers who work for brands. Mars or Redbull for example.

"Let's diversify! Let's make Mars Planets / Redbull Cola!" Cue 2 years of product development and marketing.

"Let's look at the sales then, oh no Mars Planets / Redbull Cola are/is a commercial flop and has failed to eat into any of the market share of frankly enormous and already established competitors like maltesers / coca cola. Does that mean that the company is going bust and we're all losing our jobs?!

No cos while we've been dicking about, distracted by this guff, we've still sold shed loads of Mars Bars / Redbull like always."

Your day to day work is pointless and the company is better off without you.
(CharlieSomethingElse, Sat 29 May 2010, 13:37, 2 replies)

No one should ever try to do anything new.

(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Sat 29 May 2010, 14:13, closed)

Not just that
but Maltesers are made my Mars anyway. And Revels (I think)
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sat 29 May 2010, 20:38, closed)