i walked out in protest
over my mum calling me a filthy fat slut, purely because i'd walked downstairs and she was pissed off with my sister and couldn't vent her rage on her.
11 years later, i'm still living on my own. not protesting any more, but i'm glad i moved out tht day.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 17:27, 11 replies)

A slut, you say?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 17:28, closed)

apparently so
then again, i'm not the one with 4 kids
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 17:38, closed)

So,
A slut who likes rubber...
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 17:56, closed)

it's nice
but not as nice as leather
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 17:57, closed)

For some reason
I prefer PVC.
I think it's the shiny shiny nature of it.
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 11:57, closed)

Are you still fat?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:27, closed)

not any more, no

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:34, closed)

I apologise for the question just asked of you.
You should have been asked if you were still a slut.

I hope that the questioner will soon correct their egregious error.

That is all.
(Large Hardon Collider Bah Bloody Humbug, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 1:05, closed)

that depends
on how drunk i am
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 16:25, closed)

Can I...
... buy you a beer?

(Er, this is a joke, not a wanna)
(Large Hardon Collider Bah Bloody Humbug, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 4:47, closed)

:D

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:55, closed)