I Protest!
Madam! I must protest,
I know you've tried your very best,
In all your efforts to molest
Me but I fear I shan't tumesce
Like this, you'd better let it rest
And let me go.

For we both know that blood-red dress
On some young psiren would look best,
And whilst in your case, I attest,
It does conceal two mighty breasts,
Your face is more like Rudolf Hess,
And I shall have to scream unless,
You let me go.

This is the game that you play best,
You gave me red wine to ingest,
Led me away from other guests,
And up against a wall you pressed
Me, where you boorishly caressed
Me, I wasn't too impressed,
And I fear cardiac arrest
Might suddenly befall me lest
You do not let me go.

So, Madam, please desist,
For the more that you insist,
I fear the more I shall resist,
I know you seem to think we've kissed,
But there's a subtle point you've missed,
That to gain a kiss of course,
Should not have needed so much force,
In fact, "under duress,"
Describes my own position best,
And so before you get undressed,
Madam...I protest!
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:33, 3 replies)

Methinks the gentleman doth protest too much.

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:36, closed)

Haha! Never has "That's what she said!"
seemed like a more appropriate response...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:39, closed)

i didn't try it on with you last weekernd, did i?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:43, closed)