I get the same thing from a Catholic work colleague
Apparently it is my duty to breed or something. Since when should I follow the edicts of some epic bent pedo?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:39, 2 replies)

the worst is, she's not the only one.
i've never wanted kids, babies make me nervous. when i found out i couldn't have kids, i was very pleased.
unfortunately, i get stupid people giving me pitying looks and saying "well, i suppose you have to tell yourself that you don't want kids. if you could, i'm sure you would".
cunts.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 19:16, closed)

Dear God, I'm surprised you don't carry a frying pan round with you.
Mainly to hit the idiotic cunts who come out with tripe like that. Mind you, on a different note, most hippies I've met have been rather level sorts. I must attract normal people or something.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 15 Nov 2010, 22:55, closed)

if they say it to me
when they're pushing a pramful of screaming child, have massive bags under their eyes and cornflakes in their hair, i will have a quiet chuckle to myself
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:09, closed)

I'm guessing irony hasn't caught on in my home town then,

( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:27, closed)

i guess not

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:33, closed)

Claim you're exempt on account of being a godless heathen.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 19:26, closed)

I tried that.
Apparently the fact I went to a Catholic school makes me one of them or some bollocks like that. Piss off, I choose my own identity thankyouverymuch!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 15 Nov 2010, 22:53, closed)