NEVER..
..trust a hippy
(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 19:03, 1 reply)

of course not
because common sense is no match for some bullshit you learnt from a smelly stoner in a yurt on glastonbury tor, is it?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 19:17, closed)

Not entirely
My mate Zav, who was pretty much exactly what you describe, gave me some fucking excellent tips for rolling up a doobie.

Common sense would dictate you just get a packet of king size rizlas and skin one up.
( Not Pineapple anymore, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 13:23, closed)

that's some practical advice
it's when they start telling you to shag on leylines that they piss me off.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 14:59, closed)

Well, again
while not wishing to be overly quarelsome, I can't say in my younger days that I would have automatically turned down such an opportunity purely on the basis that my fair damsel was influenced by a ley line.

I would perhaps have kept my fingers crossed behind my back as I nodded eagerly in agreement. You have to try to be honest to yourself, at least.
( Not Pineapple anymore, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 15:09, closed)

true, true
outdoor sex is often not all it's cracked up to be, though, especially when you factor in unexpected nettles, soggy grass and cows or sheep watching.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:17, closed)

doobies aside...
in my experience, they will betray any agreement or trust without a second thought, if it suits them. If they feel in any way bad about it then they will work it out with their own Karma, and fuck you. Same goes for weekend Buddhists too. Worse than Volvo drivers. I'm going for a lie down.
(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:24, closed)